Laugh Out Laud

Hi guys how are you all doing tonight? I am really tired as this moment. I had a busy day today. I done a lot of things that I have been neglecting to do this past week. I am so glad that I am finally able to get it done whew! Hubby told me that I had been so lazy this past few weeks. He also told me that I should not spend too much in the computer because its not good for me, which is true. Now I am trying not to stay too much from the computer because is very bad for my eyes.

Anyway I just received a forwarded message from a friend and this really makes my night lols! So guys Let's laugh and talk awhile in a one world of ....kapeng barako! he he he he

Honeymoon...
BRIDE: Kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya..
Parang natatakot ako.
GROOM- Kaya mo ito. Diba dati may alaga kang ahas?
BRIDE- Oo nga, pero takot talaga ako sa UOD!!


JUDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
ERAP: ? (di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?


Sa MathClass...
Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito,ilang piraso na?
Banong: 2 po mam!
Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Banong: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Banong: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati?
Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING napo! GINILING!!!

SA BAKERY
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba , sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang
cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?

BOY: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng ginagawa ko puromali! Lagi nalang ako mali !!! Di 'nyo na ako mahal!
AMA: Nagkakamali ka anak?
BOY: Shet! Mali na naman ako!!!